"Umbrella of Doom", "Sunglasses of Evil", "Keys of the Evilmobile"
"If found, please return to Sauron, the Lord of Darkness!"
"Oh that's bad! There Lord of Darkness probably has evil henchmen looking for it right now!"
*knockknock*
"Who ist it?"
"Evil henchmen!"
ich habs mir heute bestimmt schon 30 mal angehört.